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Top 30 facts about Mr. T
The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.
Children are afraid of the dark. Dark is afraid of Mr. T.
Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
Mr. T. and Chuck Norris decided to spar; they traveled to the only safe place in the Universe, the beginning of time. They bowed to each other and Chuck launched in with a roundhouse kick. Mr. T blocked it, and the resulting pressure wave is commonly called the Big Bang.
Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
Mr. T hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't believe anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone throws paper, he says,” I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face, then says, "I thought your paper would protect you."
Mr. T doesn't breathe; air just hides in his lungs for protection.
When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.
Mr. T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr. T in the chest. The result was the 80's.
Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y. Mr. T has three Y’s and a T. He's more man than you'll ever be.
Ever have a sharp pain in your chest that you can't explain? That was Mr. T, and it was a warning.
Mr. T was once involved in a head-on car crash, and he was the only survivor. Mr. T was walking at the time.
Mr. T once captured Bigfoot, but released him after he shaved the beast and realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in the woods.
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
Mr. T wasn't born, he shed a woman.
Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.
Mr. T always drives on the right side of the road, no matter where he is in the world.
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
Mr. T once stared at a woman for three seconds. She instantly became pregnant.
Mr. T recently went on fear factor. Not as a guest, but as an obstacle. Apparently the contestants had to stare at Mr. T's bling for at least 1 second. The show was cancelled to lack of participation.
On the A-team, Face, Hannibal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr. T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is too afraid to shine on him.
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.
Gravity doesn’t exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay the fuck down. Birds and planes are exempt because they are shaped like Ts.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
If you were born before 1980, there is a good chance that Mr. T is your father. If you were born after, it's guaranteed.
When Mr. T received his star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made his hand prints after the cement was dry.
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Top 30 facts about Mr. T
The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.
Children are afraid of the dark. Dark is afraid of Mr. T.
Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
Mr. T. and Chuck Norris decided to spar; they traveled to the only safe place in the Universe, the beginning of time. They bowed to each other and Chuck launched in with a roundhouse kick. Mr. T blocked it, and the resulting pressure wave is commonly called the Big Bang.
Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.
Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
Mr. T hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't believe anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone throws paper, he says,” I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face, then says, "I thought your paper would protect you."
Mr. T doesn't breathe; air just hides in his lungs for protection.
When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.
Mr. T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr. T in the chest. The result was the 80's.
Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y. Mr. T has three Y’s and a T. He's more man than you'll ever be.
Ever have a sharp pain in your chest that you can't explain? That was Mr. T, and it was a warning.
Mr. T was once involved in a head-on car crash, and he was the only survivor. Mr. T was walking at the time.
Mr. T once captured Bigfoot, but released him after he shaved the beast and realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in the woods.
Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
Mr. T wasn't born, he shed a woman.
Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.
Mr. T always drives on the right side of the road, no matter where he is in the world.
23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
Mr. T once stared at a woman for three seconds. She instantly became pregnant.
Mr. T recently went on fear factor. Not as a guest, but as an obstacle. Apparently the contestants had to stare at Mr. T's bling for at least 1 second. The show was cancelled to lack of participation.
On the A-team, Face, Hannibal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr. T didn't have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn't recognize him out of fear.
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is too afraid to shine on him.
Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.
Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.
Gravity doesn’t exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay the fuck down. Birds and planes are exempt because they are shaped like Ts.
There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
If you were born before 1980, there is a good chance that Mr. T is your father. If you were born after, it's guaranteed.
When Mr. T received his star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made his hand prints after the cement was dry.
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